www.etsy.com/shop/luckypiglet
I've been working hard on my bags, coming up with new stuff.
I have a week off work starting today! :D
I've been working hard on my bags, coming up with new stuff.
I have a week off work starting today! :D
Watching "Monsterquest" with Chris. One of the talking heads compared a shark to Jack the Ripper in terms of savagery. I started picturing the shark scientists getting letters in the mail. "Dear Boss. Last one was quite tasty. Signed, Shark."

Merry Christmas, everyone!
A couple of years ago I was working on Xmas Eve, and I went on a house call with a girl who is very *ahem* "blonde" (if you know what I mean). As we were leaving the house, the son of the deceased says "You girls have a good holiday. I hope you don't have to work tomorrow, no one should have to die on Christmas."
We get in the car and girl says "Pffft. Jesus died on Christmas."
XD
We get in the car and girl says "Pffft. Jesus died on Christmas."
XD

Around the corner from my house.
Wow. It's snowing!!!!
And last night's arson was one block from my house. Would it be rash to keep the guns loaded? :(
I'm off to bundle up and go take my final exam.
And last night's arson was one block from my house. Would it be rash to keep the guns loaded? :(
I'm off to bundle up and go take my final exam.
Thanksgiving was lovely. Lots of driving but we made it home fairly early and had some time to relax. I saved up my vacation time this year, barely had any time off until October and now. It was worth it. :)
Waiting on a bunch of fabric to come in the mail so I can start sewing. I've decided to start selling my tote bags. Will post a link here once I get it going.
Registered for my Spring semester classes. I FINALLY get to take Forensic Accounting. I don't need it for my degree but I've been looking forward to this class since I'd like to work toward this specialty in the future.
Aside from that, I've been doing a lot of reading and writing. I may make my writing project available for reading later.
Ged is still with us. Losing weight and sleeping a lot, but he still gets cute and frisky like a puppy when I feed him.
Waiting on a bunch of fabric to come in the mail so I can start sewing. I've decided to start selling my tote bags. Will post a link here once I get it going.
Registered for my Spring semester classes. I FINALLY get to take Forensic Accounting. I don't need it for my degree but I've been looking forward to this class since I'd like to work toward this specialty in the future.
Aside from that, I've been doing a lot of reading and writing. I may make my writing project available for reading later.
Ged is still with us. Losing weight and sleeping a lot, but he still gets cute and frisky like a puppy when I feed him.
HAHAHAHA!!!
BADRAP FTW!

Bonus: Why dog lovers can't forgive Michael Vick, and why he hasn't "paid his dues":
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi
BADRAP FTW!

Bonus: Why dog lovers can't forgive Michael Vick, and why he hasn't "paid his dues":
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi
Bath & Body Works fires sales manager of 8 years for her "ridiculous" religion.
http://wildhunt.org/blog/2009/10/bath-a nd-body-works-manager-doesnt-want-to-wor k-with-satanists.html
Good thing I haven't shopped there in ages. Still, it's time to fire off an email to these people.
http://wildhunt.org/blog/2009/10/bath-a
Good thing I haven't shopped there in ages. Still, it's time to fire off an email to these people.
Chris Rock gets what he has coming -
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/st ory/rocks-dog-fighting-comments-cost-him-p ryor-role_1119818
I read this on Sunday when I got home, and LOLed. ;)
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/st
I read this on Sunday when I got home, and LOLed. ;)
I have to get to Home Depot to rent a pipe snake and either rent or buy a shop vac. Last night, water started pouring out of the drainage pipe for the washing machine, in the garage. At least the washer and dryer are in the garage and not inside the house, that would have been soooo much worse. But this is really not how I wanted to spend my day today. Grrrr.
If you want to make a joke about Michael Vick, this is how it's done:
Michael Vick Fails To Inspire Team With 'Great' Dogfighting Story
PHILADELPHIA—Michael Vick's pregame pep talk Sunday, in which he recounted the events of a brutal 2004 dogfight between his pit bull terrier Zebro and rival pit bull Maniac, failed to inspire his teammates in any way whatsoever, Eagles team sources reported.
Vick, who was playing in his first NFL game since serving an 18-month prison sentence, called the 10-minute story "really motivational," and reportedly failed to understand why his graphic recounting of how Zebro ripped out Maniac's larynx caused teammates to stagger out of the player tunnel and onto Lincoln Financial Field with their heads hanging.
"I don't know what their problem is, because that story pumps me up every time," Vick said during a postgame press conference. "It's a classic underdog story: On one side of the dogfighting pit you had Maniac, who was a beast, and on my end you had Zebro, who was pretty good, but not great. Yet we had trained him hard. We strengthened his hind legs by forcing him to constantly jump at a teasing stick; we emotionally tortured him so that he would attack everything in sight; and from the time he was a little puppy, we toughened him up by beating him with a metal baton."
"I told my teammates that the stakes were high, because if Zebro had lost, I would have either electrocuted him, drowned him, or slammed his body to the ground until he was dead," Vick added. "How is that not inspiring?"
According to Eagles players, Vick's voice increased in intensity at key moments throughout the pep talk, and he was at his most impassioned when he spoke of how Zebro continued to fight despite the fact that numerous chunks of flesh had been ripped from his body.
Vick also sought to motivate his team by comparing the Eagles' weekly preparation to Zebro's, saying that just as Vick had forced his pit bull to drag a tire with his mouth for hours on end to strengthen his jaw, the Eagles defense had put in the training necessary to stop quarterback Matt Cassel.
Sources confirmed that by the end of the locker room speech, the Eagles were so demoralized they could barely muster the will to put their hands into the team circle for a group cheer.
"I don't know why he told us those things," said Eagles quarterback Kevin Kolb, visibly disturbed as he told reporters that Vick looked proud when he explained how Zebro nearly lost consciousness several times throughout the fight. "I spent the first half of the game trying to get all that imagery out of my head: the bloody pit, the cigar smoke, grown men shouting as dogs ripped each other to shreds. It was so messed up that it didn't even sound real."
"They turned those dogs into monsters and made them kill each other for their own sick enjoyment," Kolb added. "For their own fucking enjoyment."
Running back LeSean McCoy echoed Kolb, saying that at no time during the game did he draw on the thought of Zebro losing half his ear as a source of inspiration.
"Before we went out on the field, [Vick] told us how the dogs went at each other's throats one last time, and when Zebro broke free, his snout and face were completely covered in blood," McCoy explained. "That's when—and I'll never forget this for the rest of my life—Mike looked at us, smiled, and said, 'But it wasn't Zebro's blood. It was Maniac's. Now let's go out there and have some fun!'"
"Jesus Christ," McCoy added.
Teammates said Vick continued to reference the story throughout the game as a motivational tool, at one point shouting, "Remember Zebro!" when the team faced a difficult third-down situation.
In addition, as Vick finally entered the game to a loud ovation, his teammates said they were further disturbed when Vick compared them to his dogfighting crew, the "Bad Newz Kennels." Vick said the group would do anything for each other, especially when it came to the mass execution of dogs who failed to win the multimillionaire $1,000 in illegal prize money.
Vick then broke the huddle by loudly barking three times.
"The only reason the Chiefs scored in the second half was because I was still thinking about what Mike said during halftime about 'trunking,'" said linebacker Omar Gaither, referring to the practice of putting two pit bulls in a car trunk, closing the door, and allowing them to fight for 15 minutes until one is dead. "Why is this freak on my team? Why are people cheering for him? Seriously, answer my questions. Why?"

That last paragraph is my favorite.
Fuck you, Chris Rock.
http://badrap-blog.blogspot.com/200 9/10/caring-about-pit-bulls-thats-white_ 03.html
So you want to send Roman Polanski straight to prison for a 30-year-old rape charge, in which even the victim has said he should be let alone...but Michael Vick went to jail for nothing. What a scumbag.
http://badrap-blog.blogspot.com/200
So you want to send Roman Polanski straight to prison for a 30-year-old rape charge, in which even the victim has said he should be let alone...but Michael Vick went to jail for nothing. What a scumbag.
I got this from the chiropractor today

And this is what I predict I'll look like in about 2012:



And this is what I predict I'll look like in about 2012:


Taking a break from working on this:

It was a t-shirt, but it's being reborn as a tote bag. :)

It was a t-shirt, but it's being reborn as a tote bag. :)
My iPod died yesterday, and I realized how much I've come to depend on it in the two years I've had it. So I went and bought a new one today. They don't make the 30gb anymore so I got a 120gb. Luckily it fits in my old case. Anyhoo...once again, I've barely made a dent in the capacity. It has like 90gigs free. I wanna call everyone I know who has a truly vast music collection and take my laptop to their houses and rip their music.
Ged is doing so well. We should have had him neutered eons ago, his whole demeanor has changed, he's totally chill and has quit his annoying habit of refusing to come in from the back yard. In fact, he sometimes comes in first. He's been pacing kind of a lot, in my imagination he's like an old man saying "what did I forget? I have my keys, my wallet...what's missing?" and of course he's missing his testicles. :/
Chris & I have been on a Stephen King binge lately. I'd never read Salem's Lot, that was awesome. Barlow is a FANTASTIC vampire. Dangerous and really powerful, no whining and no morality or ethical qualms about being a predator. Definitely a perfect example of what a vampire is supposed to be like & which has unfortunately been lost to the ether recently. Someone should make a real movie of Salem's Lot, it would be amazing w/ modern special effects. I guess Hollywood has forgotten about looking to the library for inspiration, they're just cannibals now. Kind of makes me want to watch Lost Boys, those were great vampires.
So now I'm reading Christine. The way the car is described in the book, "grille a mile wide" and the like, reminds me so much of the Caddy. Except for that whole thing where Christine fixes herself. :( Even the way she sits there, this massive hulk of solid steel, asking people to take her for a cruise...I had to take the Caddy out for a ride today. And there's just nothing like driving encased in all that real metal, no modern "safety system" can compare. And don't get me started on the suspension...so smooth. Going over a speed hump barely even registers, like running over a pebble in any other car.
So now I'm reading Christine. The way the car is described in the book, "grille a mile wide" and the like, reminds me so much of the Caddy. Except for that whole thing where Christine fixes herself. :( Even the way she sits there, this massive hulk of solid steel, asking people to take her for a cruise...I had to take the Caddy out for a ride today. And there's just nothing like driving encased in all that real metal, no modern "safety system" can compare. And don't get me started on the suspension...so smooth. Going over a speed hump barely even registers, like running over a pebble in any other car.
Dammit, I can't refinance my car because the balance is less than $7500.
Does anyone have a dress form I can borrow?
